Jessica Askren

Christian. Wife. Small business owner. SBG4LIFE

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@CaryKelly11 Du Barry was a lady

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@ChefGruel DuBarry was a lady

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

and why tf you looking for me???

[Adam | Faithful Messenger @Adam_FaithfulM]

God gave Moses 50 chapters of instructions for a tent.

Fifty.

More space in the Bible is devoted to the design of the Tabernacle than to the creation of the universe.

That's not an accident.

Every measurement, material, and color was pointing to something, and once you see it, you can't unsee it.

A thread. 🧵

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@Stephen19718352 As a happily married woman to a sexualy harassing husband, I can confirm this is all 100% correct

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@JDVance And it's cute too!

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@itsme_urstruly Knickerbockers

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Adam | Faithful Messenger @Adam_FaithfulM]

This isn't a thread about other people.

It's about me. And probably you.

There are things the Bible names directly that have become so normal in church culture we don't even notice them anymore.

Not scandalous sins. Quiet ones. Respectable ones.

Here are 7, and I'm not writing this as someone who has them figured out. I'm writing it as someone examining my own heart first. 🧵

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@Kristinartz Yes

[Camus @newstart_2024]

All blue-eyed people on Earth descend from a single common ancestor.

One person had a mutation 6,000–10,000 years ago that switched off melanin production in the iris, creating blue eyes for the first time. That trait spread because it was considered attractive.

Green eyes are even rarer, while brown was the original human eye color.

A 2008 University of Copenhagen study confirmed that nearly all blue-eyed people share the exact same mutation in the HERC2 gene — strong evidence of a single founder.

One tiny genetic change in one individual thousands of years ago created a visible trait now carried by hundreds of millions of people today.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money.

Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@digitaIdivine Because it just does

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@Marlayna29 Yes. When I was a kid I volunteered once a month at a nursing home in the late 80's early 90's. Most of the residents were born in the late 1800's. I made some special friends there and met some amazing people

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

This is the greatest version of X that has ever and might ever exist. My entire for you page is European tourists discovering (and loving) Taco Bell, Buccee's, BBQ, SEC stadiums and more Americana. It's a level of joy and positivity I've never seen on this app. I love it here.

[Jessica Askren @JessicaAskren80]

@FreddyLA7 @kjwooten87 As a Kansas City native I highly recommend Joe's KC BBQ or Q39!

[CrainAndConeMemes @CrainNConeMemes]

“Honey, wake up! The German guy just found a Buc-ee’s!”