Jessica Beardall

Pimp by blood. Not relation.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

Terrifying. Happy Halloween! 👻🎃🍬🍭🍫

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

*get paid*

*pay bills*

*cry for two weeks*

*repeat*

- Adulthood

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

You'll be the death of me. And I can't wait.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and make really bad decisions.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

I can't wait to find out where this slippery slope will take me.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

But seriously; do my eyebrows look OK...?

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

You're cute. Like; 'I want to take you home and keep you in a small box filled with sawdust' kind of cute.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

If anybody wants me, I'll be in my turret.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

"No it's OK, I'm not hungry", and other lies.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

Oh honey, trust me. Butter WOULD melt.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

In a 'Just-Wrap-It-In-Bacon-And-Feed-It-To-Me-While-I-Cry' kind of mood.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

Can I just quit everything and be Blue Ivy?

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

Still believe in magic?

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

"Not if you were the last person on earth..."
"But who will be there to stop me?"

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

This cinema trip tastes like bikini season is OVAH.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

I know, but you could at least pretend.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Mine is anal. RT @OliviaMae_98: James Blunt is my guilty pleasure 😍

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

When I reached rock bottom...

...I started digging.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

[Jessica Beardall @JessicaBeardall]

You've got your whole life ahead of you. Go make a mess of it.