Jessica Beney

Rich Lonely Loving as hell!

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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." - Confucius

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Life is like a piece of chocolate you find on the floor. At first you're excited, but then you eat it and realize... that wasn't chocolate.

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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein

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Women that go to the supermarket in heels are shopping for more than groceries.

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"Forgiveness is discovering that what you thought happened, didn't." - Byron Katie

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The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.

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Your instagram makes your life look beautiful and everyone hates you for it.

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My youngest son pointed to a picture of R2D2 and said, "WALL-E!" ...He's dead to me now.

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I dont give a fuck what people think of me, I wont see 98% of you after Highschool anyway.

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The prettiest girls always get played the most.

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You have no life if you're on Twitter right now... Don't worry, that makes two of us.

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That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.

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About to hook up with the hottest girl you've ever seen. You ask her her name. She has the same name as your mom.

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I'm pretty sure the reason bugs fly around our heads, is because they get a sick pleasure watching us slap ourselves.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

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I'm not rude, I'm honest.

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"If you hide your ignorance no one will hit you and you will never learn." - Ray Bradbury

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Admit it...When someone falls down...you laugh at them first and then help them up.

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"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Mahatma Gandhi