jessica

my spirt animal is a pukwudgie

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Just checked my bank account. That mf said $LMA0.00

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Hi

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@CalebBriehn :/

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

My friend has a sugar daddy and she just showed me a check from him for $60K
I’ve never been more jealous

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A&M’s midnight yell last night was insane

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@mcelroy_lauryn ILY 💕

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Lauryn came to see me at work today and my whole mood changed :)

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@CalebBriehn That’s what I was thinking too

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@Jfergie99 Did I say Caleb? I meant John

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

“Not to be dramatic but I would die for taco”
Honestly same. Most people would

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

“You talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t ride the rides at six flags”
Um sir 😂

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Also who’s the one mad? Who texted who the other day telling me to pull up? I haven’t talked to your trashy ass in months girl get out of here. Also you got my number, so let’s get off this app 😘

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Also that night you pulled up, you didn’t even text or call me or anything to tell me to come outside. But when I ask for your address you ain’t about it? @alexis 💕

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

First time at your moms house what? When I came to pick up my clothes and you left them outside by your mailbox? Second time- Haleigh’s house when you texted me and said we were good? Third time when you pulled to my house with a car full of people while I was asleep?

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Also if you’re so “unbothered” why text me to begin with and why ask if I want your address if you don’t want to send it? Make it make sense

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Just checked all our old messages, still did not see one time you gave me your address? Sounds like you need to do a better job keeping track of your “receipts” babe

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

you act like you’re “about it” and that everyone is too scared to “pull up” bitch I’m still waiting on that fucking address.? where you at? @ alexis underwood

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

lmao “would you like my address?” yes bitch still waiting for you to send it? Sometime soon would be nice. dumbass bitch.

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@mcelroy_lauryn I love you more 💕

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

@mcelroy_lauryn I just saw this 💕

[jessica @JessicaDiane10]

Me- “hey do you know this one guy?”
@mcelroy_lauryn - “yeah he’s kinda weird, exactly your type”
Okay ma’am but you’re not wrong 😂