Jessica Dwomick

Microbiology B.S. BSN. Somewhere watching My Cat From Hell. She/her. If I’m not working, you can find me on a mountain. Married to @micaah_dee

[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

Only bad part of a fresh haircut: the women’s bathroom.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

[Inceptual James @HeyImPostinHere]

This new form of fentanyl is devastating our communities.

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

Just saw a TikTok where a woman said the biggest flex is “training your mind to be stronger than your feelings and your boundaries to be stronger than your empathy.” WHEW!

[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

@lamaavictoria I’m in JC every day. 😂

[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

@PetersonJessup Thank you for bettering my morning. 😂

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Here’s a fun medical puzzle: what does this antidote (Sugammadex) have in common with this cleaning product (Febreze)?

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[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

@jessicahwitah It was so much better than I ever could have anticipated. Me on release night. The ‘£’ on the hat for waluigi didn’t get pictured.

[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

@allie_morris95 @nurse_hangry Agreed 100%

[Jessica Dwomick @JessicaDwomick]

@nurse_hangry @tiredkiwinurse Bruh today I had a patient whom we were putting her own bile retrieved from a JP and put it in a flush bag with tube feeding in line. Talk about nasty.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

hi um does anyone have advice for dealing with heartbreak when no one did anything wrong? i’ve never not been mad before and it turns out that this feels Worse

[꩜ @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

If we can figure out how Pfizer was able to make their vaccine target only white republicans for their shaking complications, I think we’ll be much closer to solving this vaccine mystery.

[Prison Ainge @PrisonAinge3]

Tennessee in July 103°
Tennessee in December 5°
Tennessee in October 52-49 🍊

[PICC me, choose me, love me @Cardiac_Cutie]

Curious why cops apparently overdose on fentanyl just from being around it but healthcare workers are around it constantly and are just fine.

[V͎O͎L͎d͎e͎m͎o͎r͎t͎ @vo_ldemort]

From this moment forward, “Dixieland Delight” regardless of the stadium in which it’s played, is the official soundtrack of TN ripping Bama hearts out. I don’t make the rules.

[Titans Truths @Titans_Truths]

Look how close this was. #Vols

[Astro Smokey @AstroSmokeyX]

“Just wait until Pitt, Just wait until Florida, just wait until LSU, just wait until Bama”

Y’all keep moving the goalpost and we just threw them in the damn Tennessee river.

[Houston Kress @VolRumorMill]

Damn right he did.

[UpHype Shop @uphypeshop]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[Thinking Munk @ThinkingMunk]

A roomba that swears every time it hits something.