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blessica.🍓

[Kimmie ♡ @_kimayyy]

I would literally be inconsolable if this happened to me lol

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro the planets are aligning

[s @sfergs_]

Please don’t ever feel comfortable enough around me to do coke I will start screaming at the top of my lungs

[miia @miiagarro]

while u were crying over that man there's a girl wishing u were lesbian

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[ASTROELEANOR | Astrologer @astroeleanor]

VENUS IS OFFICIALLY IN LIBRA, which means...

being adored.
romanticizing life.
knowing how to flirt.
going to art museums.
being everyone's type.
ppl trying to impress YOU.
your make-up sitting right.
compliments from strangers.
being treated like the favorite.
soft glam & expensive perfume.
your pictures looking TOO good.
being the reason they keep staring.
receiving flowers for no reason at all.
getting EXACTLY what you asked for.
beautiful dates, wine & good company.
hearing “I saw this and I thought of you.”

[heliocentric offense @mrbucket___]

Did it feel like cocaine

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

“I wanna start with ur mama, she should've whooped ur ass”

Is still one of the best intros to a song ever

[hello titty | traveling hairstylist 🎀 @gaygoddess_a]

applying the lipgloss w the end of the brush to avoid smudging >>>>

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

We always talk about Love Languages, but have you heard about Apology Languages?? I just came across this and this feels just as important to talk about with your partner/potential partners.

There are 5 apology languages:

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[𝐈𝐜𝐲 🦋 @icy4rejoice]

unrelated but i genuinely loved when she did this😭

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

people will be like “of course you’ll find someone! you’re pretty and smart and accomplished” and it’s like…. you don’t get it…….. all of that works against me

[𝓢𝓾𝓬𝓬𝔂 🎀 @succykelly]

The Trinity accuracy is crazy how did you did that lol

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

No because if I found out my husband won an entire basket of YSL makeup at work and gave it to his female coworker instead of me …. Im flippin

That’s reason enough for breaking up

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Which veggies they say have the parasite again? I’m tryna be in a size 4T by Friday.

[maria 𝜗𝜚 @13sluvrr]

this is literally what authors mean when they say “his eyes lit up” i cant get ovet this scene #buzz