jessica wessica

[CM Designs @CM_Desiigns]

Kanye West - Moon
(Visual Dream Wallpaper)

[lotty @lottyinthetrees]

hearing a taylor swift song in public is basically a jumpscare

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

if a sexy man offers me a ride in their fast car i simply say yes. i don’t care the outcome i just like fast car

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[jessica wessica @JessicaExstrom]

caldwell in class today: i gotta research that now. (typing) doggy menopause...

[jessica wessica @JessicaExstrom]

student: have u ever seen the polar express?
caldwell: is that on mount olympus??

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

phineas and ferb could’ve moved the boat

[basketball isn’t real @drivesIowly]

my leftist economics and my love for kanye clash yet again

[🍓 @entcrgalactic]

my kids mess up one kid cudi lyric they not eating

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is not okay, never has been okay, never will be okay - no matter the administration or party.

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[faith @faiththegemini]

I love when FaceTime disconnects & we both decide not to call back

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

the feminism leaving my body when i go get my car fixed

[James @CaucasianJames]

holding in my emotions

[prance @bocxtop]

americans be like “foreign traditions are so weird 🤪” then give a rat named phil a holiday so he can predict the weather

[sila puhl @c_lapuhl]

twitter has taught me u cannot be 100% happy unless u r an elderly man growing massive root vegetables in pastoral england

[tui 🦷 @tuibirb]

Me and the girlies listening to hozier

[bernie sanders holding albums @berniestan101]

wasteland, baby! by hozier