Jessica Gaffney

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

@ODEONHelp I need help getting a refund I have messaged you

[⋆ @allthatnate__]

8 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed a total of 4 days

[Mjc @wolfonair1]

Having a tan makes everything better

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

i miss house parties , there’d always be one person who’d take it too far and end up on the floor and someone would come running in with a loaf of Kingsmill 50/50 thinking they’d saved the day

[charli @charlidamelio]

i want my eyelash extensions back

[Adam B @Adam_byt]

Things I can’t wait to hear:
“Hey, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?”
“Hi, what movie are you going to see today?”
“Would you like to make that a Large?”
“Have a safe trip!”
“Have a great flight!”
“Same haircut as usual then?”
“I’ve missed you!”

[Jonathan @jonathanhimple]

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

After this is all over, i’m on absolutely any motive I swear 😭

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

@jaetemple02 @BrandonTemple93 @Phil_Wombats @M_Russell21 @EbereEze10 @RobertZamora25 @ant_hulbert @H_Morris94 @b_gordon93 @lukegordon93 @Ronaldo @KasparsGorkss @alefaurlin @CadburysF1n3St_ @NickTemple69 @DominicBall6 @mattjpsmith @clinthill29 @DcJonesmdc @morganbircher @marcellusharr1s @HKane @dele_official @3gerardpique @cpulisic_10 @AvaientJamie No worries Jae Rhys temple didn’t wanna be here anyways hunny 🥱

[Will @willne]

life comes at you too fast

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

@morganbircher sis knows

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

That’s what I wanna be doing in self isolation

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

England takes the piss

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Schools in Scotland and Wales to close from Friday in response to coronavirus crisis https://t.co/ggtuR5Xhbl

[Shumz @cunt4life4]

Went into couple supermarkets, there’s no pads/sanitary products,all out of stock. You’re acc selfish stocking up on pads knowing that other women now can’t have access. Tf am I supposed to do on my fucking period, use a fuckijf curtain? I-

[Jessica Gaffney @JessicaGaffney5]

Aqa has blessed all the questions, grade boundaries are gonna be so high! #GCSE2019 #Gcse2019 #AQAEnglishLit #gcseenglishlit