Jestheblessed

a magnet for mistakes

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Early to bed, early to rise. Makes me feel dead inside.

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Rushed to our appointment and we’re like 5 minutes late. Then they came out and told us we were an hour early.

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But guess what! Eating vegetables and fruit…. Will keep you full. -Alan

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Fuck mike lee.

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Win— Alan

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Hold on, I’m in the middle of blink. _megan

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Am I as hot as a doorknob? -Megan

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Our leaders must call for immediate ceasefire & deescalation; demand protection of all civilians, secure the release of hostages; & tell the Israeli govt to turn on electricity in Gaza & allow humanitarian aid for Palestinians to enter!

Add your name ⬇️ https://t.co/ds65vZRQJP

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“THAT GUYS BEING A CREEP!” … “oh that’s a trash can” —Alan

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I brushed off my Twitter to tweet: I just heard a grown man ask “what’s a fajita?”

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I want a whole cow print outfit with little cow shoes. The urge is so strong and I don’t know why 😂

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How is it snowing ..again ?

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That is a pelvis- megan

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I made myself a coffee this morning and I really hope my pants enjoyed it

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Literally I don’t understand why people like to be mad about nothing. I think Rihanna was fucking lit at the Super Bowl. So talented 💕

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Spent $300 on lattes in 2 months 😂😅

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I hate when my hyper fixations are expensive

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Ignore my hair this was before I completed a process. But i had the honor of trying on @lizzo #yitty clothes. They are so comfortable and cute AF 😜 I’m 5’6” 165 lbs and these are a medium for reference

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You really don’t understand how often I say “omg i fucking love these shoes” and then they are always Steve maddens

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I know Alan loves me deeply because, when he leaves for work in the morning and I have that day off. He closes the curtains so I can sleep in. 🥰

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If you were born on August 9th fuck you

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Lying by omission is worse than fucking lying