jessica

i love cats more than i love people

[jessica @JessicaHouser]

this is the first time i’ve ever owed money instead of being refunded so

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

[capital city goofball @colldalyyy]

no one says “boohoo” when they cry anymore, they just say “i’m gonna kill myself”

[Max @welp_max]

dead ass bc it doesn’t

[Jai’ Len Josey @JaiLenJosey_]

Why they ain’t putting the ICE agents in the army since they so big and bad?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Lolo D. Amazon @BigYellaBtch]

This is frying me

[Red 𖠋 🍓|-/ @Hurricane @RebelRedTrees]

Oh my god. They did it.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to afford to treat cancer

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

the seperation of church and state would be so fucking cool right now

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

How is he supposed to cure cancer when he defunded cancer research you fucking braindead imbecile

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

At the end of the day

It was a fucking football match.

It isn’t the job of a singer for 15 minutes to unite a country.

That’s the job of the President.

A job he fails at every fucking day.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is one of the nastiest reads i’ve ever seen like she CLEARED her so bad omfg😭

[Anjunabitch @peggingforsoup]

a perfect metaphor for how much more colorful and vibrant life can be when we welcome & celebrate all different kinds of cultures in this country instead of feeling threatened & making them the enemy because we don’t understand or willfully choose ignorance

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

Benito was not going to forget about his sister!!!

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

republicans claiming he would use the stage to make an anti-american political statement just for the entire performance to be a celebration of life and culture and family oh bad bunny they could never make me hate you

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

“God Bless America.”

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

“Together, we are America.”

And this was the anti-American halftime show?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In a week we’re going to see MAGA get angrier at Green Day and Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl than at the President for being a pedophile