Jess Ingle

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[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Am I a workaholic if I was sweating profusely on the elliptical when my boss Teams called me and I actually considered answering??

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Used a SIN equation on a job site today with my contractor, so my middle school self was entirely wrong about the practicality of geometry. Never thought this day would come.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Seattle's Joao Paulo with a banger on the opening night of MLS ️‍🔥 https://t.co/2R20vwqLF8

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Did an impromptu sprinkler in a crowd of people and housed a hot dog on the streets of Seattle last night. Super relieved I didn’t do anything embarrassing.

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Oh thank goodness

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

nobody’s thinking about that weird thing you said. they’re thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn’t even clock

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Life is short. Burn the candle.

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Ya know, with the stories they have about fatherhood, I’m thinking @SeanLowe09 and @VancityReynolds could be really good friends.

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

I’m about to go all Mr. Heckles on my upstairs neighbors if they don’t pipe down.

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Does anyone else lay in the fetal position for 20 minutes after a workout or is that just me?

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

@viallnicholas28 Harvard also never taught him that it’s whirlwind and not world wind...

[Mark MacKillop @mark_mackillop]

Honestly it’s what we deserve.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Trump and Giuliani accidentally booking the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel, is one of those things I’ll just randomly think of and laugh at for the rest of my life.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Joe Biden has been elected the 46th president of the United States, according to the AP — narrowly beating President Trump after a turbulent race.

More here: https://t.co/Ulpk1kSqOc

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

The newborn baby screaming in the apartment above me is certainly adding a fun layer to my struggle with insomnia

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

Spoke too soon...I bought two croissants today. For myself.

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

I think I deserve some credit for the fact that my office is literally on top of my favorite bakery and I’m not eating an almond croissant every day.

[Lumen Field @LumenField]

🖐-0 😍😍😍😍 #GOHAWKS

[Jess Ingle @JessicaIngle13]

I know I finally had a good night’s sleep because I woke up drooling a tad 😂