Jessica Corcoran

Creative Genius, Talented Woman, Exaggerates Greatly.
Oh and also Novice Level in Stand up Comedy. 😉

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

@sunsl4mmer 100% behind this decision... in fact i'll be offended if you don't 😂 #bunchesforlifegirl

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

@sunsl4mmer What a mean train-hating mum...

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Saw a woman earlier wearing black pvc leggings that were far too tight for her. Almost like Venom had attached to her bottom half but the symbiot thought 'Fuck the rest of her'.
Interesting look love.
#fashionfauxpas #fashionfonah #Venom

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Who cannot wait for Wrestlemania?! This gal right here!!!! #WrestleMania #kofimania #wrestling

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Hailstones are God's version of small, painful ping pong balls that rain down on us. He just serving guys...

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Dressed up as Wonder Woman for Liverpool Comic Con today! Absolutely loved it ❤ #wonderwoman #LiverpoolComicCon #cosplay

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

One of my FAVE Creed moments 😂😂😂 crying with laughter #theoffice #creedbratton

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Its only the 8th of January and I already feel like its been 525,600 minutes! Such a long start to the year, 2019 kick up the pace a little! Wanna get me some Royal Rumble asap baby! #Rent #Januaryblues #RoyalRumble

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Don't understand why the glitter in kids' games and slimes are advertised as "unicorn tears".
You want the unicorn to be sad? You want him to cry?!
Heartless bastards!
#savetheunicorns #nomoretears

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

My latest google searches have been-
Cheap black leather jackets
Biker Boots
Chain necklaces

Guess someone's looking to start a motorbike gang. 😂 any takers?

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

@jessvbourne Thank you ❤😄 i have, its been wonderful! Aah miss you too!!!

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Had an amazing birthday! Beautiful breakfast, massive mojitos and absolutely amazing Aquaman! 😄❤ but let's be honest, when is topless Jason Momoa not amazing? #birthday #JasonMomoa #Aquaman

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

So i've bought one perfect christmas present and no one elses. Need to step it up. Christmas is here in like 2 weeks :D :/ #notready #Christmas

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

@AndrewGames1993 Yeah but didn't get a spot. Now have to wait til April or for a cancelled spot :/

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Finding a stand up comedy spot in Liverpool is like finding a needle in a bloody haystack! Wondering if i should even bother trying... 😤😖

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

@jessvbourne Thank you jess, you are amazing! 😊❤ needed some encouraging words today 😂

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Actually sick and tired of hearing about Brexit. Call me when its all over and the country's in the crapper 😑👍 #brexit #givenup

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Just checked my stand up videos on youtube- the only comment I have is 'how much do you charge for stand up?' 😂 Does she mean I'm so good at it now, I need to get paid?! That's what I'm taking it as 😉 #givemeyourmoney
#inexchangeforhahas

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Just a splash of stand up for ya 😉
https://t.co/ca6vHor25t

#comedy #funnygal

[Jessica Corcoran @JessicaJCorky]

Forgetting you have the blue face of a peacock as you walk into mcdonalds 😂😂😂 #noshame #peacocklife