Jessica

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@NatalieAndrew 🙋‍♀️ me. Lol

Honestly, the joy I get from building, the mental health benefits, the fun decor options. I'd much rather spend R2k on a LEGO set I'm going to spend hours building and then get to display with pride for years, than an over-priced dinner and a couple of drinks 🤷‍♀️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

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[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

Imagine getting seasick the day before having to compete on the biggest stage of your life.

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

Some teams get a cool yacht. Others get a silly little boat. Embarrassing. I’d be so pissed as an athlete.

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@inkjellybean So I’ve been told yes. But then make the country name signs french so it makes sense? (Also just salty cause this has been lame)

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

This sucks. So lame. Why are there multiple teams per boat? Why not in alphabetical order?

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@dliebo And then they put some teams on an embarrassingly small boat.

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@dliebo Ah possibly. But Germany was on that boat? I don’t know what is in French

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@Cfa89 Honestly so lame. And they’ve taken away all the excitement that you’d have in the stadium. Plus what must be one of the best parts of being an Olympian. Now you just wave from a boat? No man

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@Leandriii So. Awkward.

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@GlynnErnesto @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Loved it!

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

A lifelong dream comes true today

@LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@liverbirdflying @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Loved it!!

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@SteOflfc @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Was well worth the trip, loved it

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@3540J @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Loved every second

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@OneScouse @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Absolutely 💯

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@aravindg31 @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown That’s awesome!! Hope they enjoyed it as much as I did. YNWA

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@Mikeshashimi @LFC Haha well spotted, and thanks, I love it!

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

Thank you @LFC
#YNWA

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

Unreal

[Jessica @JessicaKramerZA]

@ReaazAhmed @LFCZA @OLSC_CapeTown Thank you so much!!!