Jessica Hobbs

God shook his head the day He built her, but I bet He smiled.

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@scaregare @Swiffer Especially after my kids have been there. 🌪😬

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@scaregare “If I had to haul ass, I’d have to make two trips” 😂😂😂

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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “well my car started so I know they’re in here,” I would have enough money to hire a driver instead of looking for my damn keys all the time.

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Well that just solidified it. JLo is GOALS. #SuperBowl2020

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@scaregare You think I could do this with Gus?

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We need more Gs in the world.

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@bwz428 Not sure why she hasn’t cashed in on her workouts and secrets. I’d buy into it all day long! 😂

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Also, Carrie’s legs never cease to amaze me.

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I want to be Reba when I grow up.

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When you forget it’s Halloween for a second and see Pennywise in the Chick-fil-a drive thru 😳

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100% taking this whistleblower hearing seriously... but tell me Macguire doesn’t sound just like Marlin from Finding Nemo.

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@scaregare @KenzPend The only support I need!

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I thought I had to heat up my coffee a lot with one kid. My cup hardly makes it off the Keurig these days. #2under2 #undercaffeinated

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@scaregare Oh, and love you too

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For some reason, a loss for us hurts a little less when Tennessee loses too. #hogfan #stillhurts #heartbreakhogs

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@scaregare They’re pretty much always either about babies or the Hogs. Im best described as “young and wild” these days. 👵🏻

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This. This is what happens when the President of the United States talks about entire groups of people like they are sub-human. Like their lives mean nothing. You can’t spew so much hate, you just can’t. Heartbroken for our country right now.

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I’m in awe of people who glow through pregnancy. I’m huge, I waddle, and the only shoes that I don’t need assistance with are slip-ons. #9months #aintpretty

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@thechundley Me too! We recently discovered it and binged all the seasons!

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@scaregare I would expect this more from @ashbrad87 but I’ll take it!