Jessica

We’re all a little weird.And life's weird. And when we find someone
whose weirdness is compatible with ours,we join up with them & fall into mutual weirdness

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

Mom got through but @instacart cannot issue refund. Has to go through @Kroger who has already said they can't do anything. Nice.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

Convinced parents to have groceries delivered from @kroger Kroger (who use @Instacart) Order delivered to wrong house and mom's been on hold for almost 2hrs. My dad has dementia and she cannot leave the house. I wish I could fix this.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

Class takes so much longer when you have to pause for time-outs. #homeschool

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@KXAN_News It's been hanging around my front yard all day. At one point a man w/ a crossbow walked through but he must not have found it bc she's in my yard again.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

Why am I watching HouseHunters Paris and Adrian Leeds ISN'T the realtor. Is this even HH?!!!!

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

And all of a sudden my husband knows everything about Bobsledding. OK

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@notsowee Our little dictator has almost achieved his master plan of overtaking the entire house. It's his now.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@notsowee Hell yeah!

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

The boys and I watched Evolution today. Science.....done.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

I knew it!!!!!! First there were 3....and now there are two. #WeHadAJumper

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

My little is trying not to kill his fish while cleaning his fish bowl.

[TCU Alumni @TCUAlumni]

Saw our shadow this morning. Six more weeks of “winter?” #GroundhogDay

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@jbenj219 Yay! I see my Derm on TH bc the pre-cancerous thing he removed 2 mos ago..........came back. But I'ma load up on samples of CeraVe while I'm there. LOVE that stuff!

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@ehorstman36 I lurve Wanda. My Mon are much better now that my week doesn't start until Tues. HA!

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

H: How was class today?
Me: I moved up the J's Neuro appt.
#Homeschool #Autism

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

Wait....so Michael Jackson starts playing and I'm NOT allowed to dance???.....according to my kids. You know, I'm not sure they're mine.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

This model on tv has really, really ugly feet. Yes, I'm feeling smug about it. IT'S ALL I HAVE!!!!!!

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

My bath has turned me into a limp noodle and now I'm trapped listening to Hawaiian folk music. Ok, so it's actually awesome.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

I could NOT look more uninterested but yet he keeps talking to me about his gaming. I. don't. care.

[Jessica @JessicaLaLady]

@Gdsjenny Is this not how one typically chooses a book? LOL