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[jess @JessicaLeee]

@DairyQueen people don’t forget

[jess @JessicaLeee]

@elonmusk is so interactive on here it’s the best lol plus he’s hilarious

[jess @JessicaLeee]

@russdiemon hits different at 4am at the gym

[Caleb @timesofcaleb]

Twitter is always at its funniest when the world is in disarray.

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Philodendron Pink Princess is a must have 🌿

[jess @JessicaLeee]

Expectation is the root of all heartache

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

whenever you’re about to start simping just imagine him helping another girl take her underwear off

[Linley @linnbrook]

@tanamongeau and suddenly the hunger is gone

[Ryan Lohr @Rhino_83]

@swandane It's impressive thats there is a whole generation being introduced to Tommy lees dick for the first time tonight.

[jess @JessicaLeee]

@Andrewderburg

[Hm @_HenryMills]

Clubbing is actually an awful activity

[Macaiyla @macaiyla]

If you have this hot ass weather right now you should offer drinks to your delivery people. I know I have a lot of packages coming because we just moved so I’ve been offering drinks daily and they take em. I bought a cooler for them yesterday for outside if I ain’t home too 🤷🏽‍♀️

[City of Calgary @cityofcalgary]

Reminder: we have special devices in storm drains that allow the water to drain slowly & not overload the stormwater system.

If you see water pooling around storm drains, please wait 90 minutes & if it’s still not draining, take a photo & submit it via the 311 app or online ⬇️

[jess @JessicaLeee]

@Andrewderburg Probably

[jess @JessicaLeee]

Some people are just always out for blood and are just fuckin shit. Like ????

[jess @JessicaLeee]

The risk of homicide depresses the appetite