Jessica

[Always Be Primarying🌹 @ideologicalized]

Sorry to haters on the right and on the left but this is an A+ political answer.

[Loyola University Maryland @LoyolaMaryland]

Loyola University Maryland remembers Inge Heyer, Ph.D., teaching professor of physics, who passed away last week. https://t.co/WIAZQJTkXq

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@MerriamWebster Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@alliharvard @fw_andyyy Thank you 💕

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@alliharvard @fw_andyyy I’m really sorry. My dad just died and I’m also in Texas and it could’ve helped him manage his symptoms for sure.

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@alliharvard @unusual_whales I always knew I liked you

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

Elon Musk stop asking me for money challenge

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the funniest part of replacing receptionists with AI will be realizing nobody actually documented half the things jessica the front desk person just magically handled every day.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh so it’s wrong for cars to invent religion??

[trevor @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@_saracannon This makes soooo much sense

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@kumxem Merriment

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

[julia @juumelo_]

seeing a beautiful girl drink a guinness is like seeing a dog skateboard

[Jessica @JessicaM_927]

@amandaknox HAHAHA

[tide @yoovol]

being politically informed while simultaneously trying to not go mad as a woman really is something

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

All Democrats have to do to win in 2028 is oppose both genocide and pedophilia, but something tells me that’s too much to ask.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Do you know how dumb you sound to me when you say “I asked ChatGPT”?

[Priyamvada Gopal © @PriyamvadaGopal]

Voiceover: that is, in fact, what they actually did.