Jess

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[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the big surprise:

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

one cocktail in and i’m feeling like this

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

the more i age the more i realize i’m the annoying little sister from mike meyers cat in the hat who spends too much time making to do lists

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

@lizardjulius we will listen on our next hello fresh night

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

i had to share these with someone.

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

which do i start with

[izzy @sh3sterk1n]

RIHANNA GIRL R U PREGNANT

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cooper. He's waiting politely for you to join him at playtime. Wants you to take your time though, no rush. 12/10

[Xiao Fei @istaylackin]

this how i been feeling on a regular basis lately

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

just lost my favorite baggu. please send well wishes and condolences in this trying time.

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

if i see a park bench with a personalized dedication plaque on it, there’s a 90% chance i will cry at least a little

[Carly @MotherOfDasypus]

Why don’t Subarus have cup holders that fit a nalgene? Don’t they know their audience?

[pat regan @poregan]

ISO a car for free (no mileage, 2023 edition of something cute)

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money

[sunbeam saleem @angbe3n]

women: i'm entering my villain era

their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

@devjes7 ok so they aren't flattering but this is still one of my favorite traditions <3

[Jess @JessicaMaj_]

every time my mom and i hang up our facetime calls we blow each other a kiss and i hold it because she screen shots each one and i just wanted to share that with everyone because she's the best #HappyMothersDay @devjes7