Jessica Nieto

Mom. Genetics. Potato.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

My 8 and 6 year old:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

It has come to my attention that the 5 yo thinks the pledge of allegiance says "and to the republic, for Richard stans". Unclear what he thinks this means.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@rejectedjokes I've never watch GoT but I am living for this commentary

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

7 year old just said to 5 year old, what the hell are you doing? And honestly...great question. No notes.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@itsnashflynn When my daughter was 4, she constantly told me "everything turns red" when she tried to go to sleep. She was extremely agitated but could provide no further details.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@SweetAndSowa This is a very generous response 🤣

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

Son, 5, calling loudly from the bathroom: don't worry mama!
Me: ???? what should I be worried about??
Son: my pee only got a little bit on the wall! Not even a lot!

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@hankgreen My 7 yo looked at my phone while I was listening to an old episode and said "what does Morton Shart's Joke School mean". Did not even attempt an explanation there

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@JustinMcElroy Are Clint and Luis friends because if so I love it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@HamiltonMusical Unless...

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@travismcelroy We have a thing like this that we've used for finding pipes and such. It works reasonably well, but not sure if it'll work on duct work- Walabot DIY Plus - Advanced wall scanner, stud finder - For Android Smartphones - NOT compatible for iPhone -DY2PBCGL01 https://t.co/dOWXXlQc3f

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Texans own among the most guns per capita of any state. If more guns and fewer laws made Texas safer, it would be the safest state with declining rates of gun violence, but it has high rates of gun suicide and homicide, and is home to four of the 10 deadliest mass shootings.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

HERE ARE SOME ANSWERS FOR YOU: Don't let teens buy guns. Pass a federal background check requirement. Pass a federal red flag law. Close the Charleston loophole. Confirm an ATF director. Fund community violence intervention programs. Stop taking NRA money.

Uvalde

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@jonnysun 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Matthew Shallenberger @mjshally]

This whole "the NYT ruined Wordle!" thing is a great case study in confirmation bias. It also gives us some insight into human nature that helps explain how conspiracy theories work.

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@TestudoDave YUP

[Jessica Nieto @JessicaMarie826]

@Royfletch @LarryHogan Yes wearing a piece of fabric over one's face definitely qualifies as abuse. You're so right. (To be clear, I'm being extremely sarcastic. In case you can't tell)