Jessica

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Made a blog. There's a place for you. You're always invited here.
https://t.co/W8BT2msrmA

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me

[sarah @slothanova]

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese

[Alexis @_loxsmith_]

Me when there's pizza bagels in the microwave #thebachelor

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Okay no the entire movie was FANTASTIC overall I just especially loved that nod to Disney channel movies

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

The best part of the Barbie movie was America Ferrera’s husband learning Spanish on Duolingo and making a Gotta Kick It Up reference SO subtly

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Can’t believe my therapist would go on vacation and leave me like this - functioning regularly on an average Tuesday

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

@petitecolette Well I won’t stop you but I’ll join!!

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

I am dangerously close to entering my full-blown eat, pray, love era

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

My favorite part of nights out are when @anne_cambo and I stop for a Duolingo break

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

I think my goal in life might be to have a flourishing lemon tree in my backyard

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

@shitanne_c_says No but same

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Anyone who dines at the goat in new Albany is entitled to financial compensation

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Setting the scene:
trivia just ended, All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) is playing in the background, we just got another round of drinks at the bar.

Everyone at our table stopped for a Duolingo break.

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Accidentally won the office March Madness bracket omg

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

My therapist: Alright Jessica awesome job today!

Me: Thanks, you too :)

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I will ALWAYS unapologetically hit the “notify anyway”

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

My intern just got nose surgery and she is experiencing SMELLING for the first time. Here is a list of things she didn’t realize has scent:
- paper
- flowers
- people’s houses
- hair
- wood
- rain

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Lack of croissants in America hitting hard once again 😔

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

@k8trybus Whoever says jfk is actively praying on my downfall

[Jessica @JessicaMetcalf_]

Maggie is actively falling in love with an Italian man who loves opera and collects fountain pens this is the cutest night to exist