Neuba Steve

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

@rlnotstine @lolacoaster Thought the cat had an infection, turns out he had a cold and accidentally scratched himself wiping his boogers

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

My dog will try to get anyone to play with him, including this ant outside.

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Bought our first house the other week, just found out our back doorbell blares the star spangled banner

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Peak customer service level achieved - a customer asked me if anyone has ever told me that I sounded like an automated directory robot. Quote “perfect pitch and all” it turned out that was a compliment

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

@m_shatts If you’re ok with doing renovations I’d go with the house, we’re looking at houses too and I refuse to share walls with anyone anymore lol

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Watching Weezer play live, they started playing a cover of Africa and it started raining. If that’s not some witch shit idk what is

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t like Halloween

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

@madison_shepp

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[Laila Em || Art || Smol Birbs @SlightlyCrimson]

Chaotic good

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Accidentally sprayed myself in the face with hairspray instead of setting spray, the results of doing makeup blind

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Why is everyone in Charlotte really hot

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Just saw a bumper sticker that said “I kiss my dog on the lips” ? Like weird to brag about

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Did a highway cleanup today and the amount of these we found was disturbing

[luvv @fuccjesus]

I made one

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Went to cuddle with my husband and the cry of outrage that came from my cat was ridiculous. How DARE we cuddle without him

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

I fell on this and had a scar on my ass for years

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

I need to know...who else had this growing up??

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

Happy Easter my husband and I had an Easter egg hunt but with beer instead of eggs

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

@themelvinlittle Lol no I have an apartment to do that in Mel

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

@themelvinlittle Probs someone in the alley lol

[Neuba Steve @JessicaNeubert]

It hits 45 degrees and everyone in PA books it to the nearest ice cream stand