Jessie

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

March 8th is International Women's Day

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

February 11th is National 'Satisfied Staying Single' Day

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Facebook has been down for hours. The world is in chaos. No one can sell their phone from 6 years ago. Somewhere a man shouts VACCINES ARE LIQUID GHOSTS at pigeons. People knock on their neighbours doors with pictures of their kids screaming LIKE IF YOU AGREE. Help us.

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

I’m actually such a mug 😂😂

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

One thing I can’t stand is fucking liars.. like.. do you think i’m stupid or something?

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

When crazy ex’s still be hanging around, like nahahhh bitch.

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Imagine being that depressed you can’t even be bothered to exist.

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

https://t.co/tTeB7gwNjA ✌🏼
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[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

@richardosman JACKSON 5 - Blame It On The Boogie
MILEY CYRUS - Party In The USA
WOMACK & WOMACK - Teardrops

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[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

All people who work in retail should have this on their person at ALL TIMES 😂

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

What is normal now? Beacuse i still find Jimmy Saville jokes funny..

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Happy Birthday to my old man, love you loads pops 💕

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

@russellhoward Full on choked on my drink, eyes streaming, face red and dripping with sweat, i just couldnt breath. I just tried to smile away asif nothing was wrong, it was so cringe, i thought i was going to die 😂

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Attitude reflects leadership. In other words, my boss is a dick 👏🏼

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Y’all know me too well 😅

[jess norts @jessnorts]

nice try boris i don’t have 5 friends to socialise with

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

#Peace ☮️ ,#Love 💜, #Unity 💟

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

@RomellHenryTgf Man like Mozzy’s, flying about with his needle mouth, fuck off 🦟🖕🏼😂

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Sound on though 👏🏼

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

😭😭😭 this child has me screaming

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Maaaaateeee 😂

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

how to create the weeknd's "blinding lights"

[Jessie @JessicaPaling]

Ahh dammit😂

[Weird History @weird_hist]

In 2010, Iran banned mullet haircuts.