JP

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Paco: you need to live on the west coast
Me: are you saying this because I’m brown?
Paco: you should live in the west coast because you’re brown
Lolol ok

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Does anyone else save pictures with people you dislike because you look good in it?

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‘I spilled beer on my Xmas sweater, don’t tell Rhonda’

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When your white boyfriend starts pronouncing tajín right😍

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*babes eating milk and cookies*
‘I like dunking them and watching until the bubbles stop’
🤣🤣

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This is the biggest compliment I’ve ever received 😍

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Paco - There’s no sex in dance
Mallory - That’s a lie
#shitsaidinrehearsal 🤣

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Apparently the whole family knows I’m lousy at driving at night🤷🏽‍♀️

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I’m so fucking exhausted

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Fuck

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Threw up mid flight. Here’s to 30🥲

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Babes: do you feel like you’re 30?
Me: no, not rea-
Babes: we’ll you are 30, so
Happy birthday to me 🥴

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I’m just fucking sad.

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*talking about moving heavy furniture*
*babes squeezes my arm
‘You’ve just for little pipes’
Lmao ok

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Geoff: I can’t smell ass but I still eat it

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Well, I’m grounded from outdoor activities until further notice

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Geoff: I’d eat pasta salad off a dirty ass
Phil: I’d eat dirty ass off of a pasta salad
I hate it here

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No one:
Geoff: Phil you were alive when the Dead Sea was sick

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@TattooedDolly Lol all good, rattled my brains a little

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On todays episode of what JP hits the fuck out of her head on : the cabinets above the washer while trying to clean it and Phillip is down there to laugh when it happens

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No one:
Paco: ok bye fuckers