Jessica

probably craving chocolate

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Sari Beth Rosenberg @saribethrose]

Guns have more rights than women in America.

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

[trash jones @jzux]

I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

if the only way you can bond with others...is shit talking...literally SEEK HELP. there is something WRONG with you.

[Jessica @JessicaRose411]

my brother got my dog a gift card to PetSmart for Christmas

[Jessica @JessicaRose411]

@PJHughes45

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

24 hours until Brandon Bernard is executed. Please keep calling and asking @realDonaldTrump to commute his sentence!

[phone]

https://t.co/EuUlsrjF7v

[jp @excesstential]

forgive me for making one of these

[Shanna @shanna_mcc]

Me, a QU grad, hearing trump pronounce ‘Quinnipiac’ like that

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

“I hold in my heart nothing but love for this country & for all its citizens, whether they supported me or Sen. Obama, I wish Godspeed to the man who was my former opponent & will be my president” Senator John McCain giving his graceful concession speech

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Imagine how it will feel the first time the sun comes up and Donald Trump is no longer the president of the United States.

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

BREAKING:

YANKEE FANS:
ALL RISE

RANGER FANS:
ALL CRY

[paige @clrmontreyqs]

2020 as told by schitt’s creek