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@EShaven Impressed isn't the word.

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@Big_Meeeez You could've invited me.

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@EShaven I'll just ignore you and keep singing!!

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Why aren't all the people for wealth distribution writing me checks? #5kids #extrakid #schoolclothes #richpeople

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@EShaven Welcome to the first ten years of my motherhood.

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@EShaven I bet Jesus was pretty darn tired getting beaten and nailed to the cross...but He didn't complain.

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Went to Ted's hot dogs Fri afternoon, had a stranger's baby by dinner time. I need to stay away from that wienie place.

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@EShaven Ba Ba baaa

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Ethan age 12: Know what I'm gonna do when I'm older? Elijah age 6: Crack?

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@Sethrogen I have 5 kids. They could be making 10k in 6sec! Instead we're working poor. Time to get out my Joe Jackson parenting book.

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@EShaven Well, I can't be your mom forever. Oh wait...

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My hubby's fave story is of him pooping in the McD's parking lot one winter. Sigh. Be jealous ladies.

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@allison_waskow @waskowisme Ughhh! She's been kidnapped!

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@MikeShavensky I don't know, but reading that just ruined my mood and made be vomit in my mouth.

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Siri is capable of raising my kids from this point on, right?

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@allison_waskow I just told Emily to change her shirt before shopping because it looked white trash. It's not just your mom.

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DR. (to my 12yr old son):Are you involved in sexual activity? My son: Um, like male wrestling? True story.