Jess

It is what it is 🙂

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

I can’t wait to visit the @BronxZoo again 😩 My favorite animals to photograph are in the JungleWorld exhibit #IMissMyZoo #WeAreAZA

[J. @velarthedon]

single.
no kids.
no one snoring in my bed.
no one cheating on me.

[sen aramori @Aramori_]

IM SO SICK OF AI !! I JUST WANNA GOOGLE STUFF WITHOUT AI AND SCROLL MY SILLY LITTLE APPS WITHOUT AI OMG

ITS A PLAGUE

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

nothing is safe to eat, can’t afford gas or housing, data centers are draining our water supply, cameras track us everywhere, several cities have an electricity crisis, wildlife regulations are being rolled back, national parks are being bulldozed. America is SO great right now!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“listen to your body” my body wants ice cream all the fucking time

[nia @saaphaera]

my new vocal stim is YO SOY EL FINAL

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

No I’m not dumb and go where service would be spotty. Crazy to hope your phone wouldnt just stop working when bills are always paid on time 😬

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

POV you’re a solo hiker and half way through you realize your phone went on SOS again (this is now the 5th time just this week)

when talking to @TMobile CS all they give you is a $20 credit 😭 again do you not understand how DANGEROUS it is to NOT HAVE ANY SERVICE 😭

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

@TMobile this is now the 5th time my phone has gone on SOS?!? Hello?! this is so dangerous when I’m out and about and can’t connect to a wifi 😭

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

@TeamRazer @100T_Esports @Razer Invis main here 🙂‍↕️ @ThaiDanh

[⚡🩵 Jbrina Purdy 🩵⚡ @JbrinaPurdy]

Colombia is OUT. Norway is the last Latin American country left 🙏🇳🇴

[Jess @JessicaSand_]

No because what do you mean in the span of a few minutes a plane ticket price can go up by a lot 😭 noted to have passport info on you first 🙂

[M 🧸 @powyourefrozen]

white fox skin in one balloon

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Holy shit the boos were crazy and they even yanked Trump off the monitor because it was so bad.

The most unpopular president in history. Herpes is polling 4 points ahead of Trump.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

This is an American tragedy. All those babies lives are forever changed.

[Brian @metsfanbrian2]

Only true New Yorkers know what LMGABEACSPK means

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

NY went straight from too cold to go outside to too hot to go outside