Jess🫶🏻

CCU Alum- Middle School Science Teacher

[Jess🫶🏻 @JessicaSheaaa13]

I think I have to move home to Vermont after that @NoahKahan

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

me: "i love skincare!"

me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

WHEN????

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

So Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk’s killer, is neither a Democrat, nor transgender, nor an immigrant, but instead a 22-year-old white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loves guns and wore a Donald Trump costume on Halloween. — Did I get that right?

[latke @latkedelrey]

he already does

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

she begged you not to embarrass her motherfucker

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Get you a dude who loves you even though you’re a fuckin bitch

[Brady Holmer @Brady_H]

Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t even touched your creatini.

[toxic king @toxicking]

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could’ve said that to a bad bitch

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[jynx @jynxbby]

an insecure man will make you feel like being a bad bitch is against the law