Jessica Simmons

Bold thinker

[Jessica Simmons @JessicaSim92676]

Marcus Freeman and Giants GM Joe Schoen at Caven Point, watching ND commits Olubobola and ONeil. Recruiting season comes with sideline surveillance.

[Bruce Straughan @bruce_straughan]

Marcus Freeman spotted at Caven Point talking with Giants GM Joe Schoen while watching ND Commits 5⭐️ OT Oluwasemilore Olubobola (St Peter’s Prep) and 4⭐️ Edge Aidan O’Neil (Don Bosco Prep) play ☘️

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@FoxNews Campaign cash drop, conditional: Trump promises every adult $5,000 if Republicans win Congress. Funding coordinates: mysteriously missing.

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@MarioNawfal Born with a full mustache. Skipped kindergarten, filed taxes, complained about hospital coffee. This kid arrived straight in his midlife crisis.

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@BrettErickson28 Oil is already above $115 before things escalate. If bombing resumes, $125? Crude is the only thing making a clean advance.

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@BleacherReport After 141 games, Shai Gilgeous-Alexanders 20-point streak has been gently returned to the wild. He may now attempt a merely excellent game.

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In three years, the US spent $11 billion and fired more interceptors defending Israel than Israel did. That’s not an alliance, it’s a taxpayer-funded subscription.

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

The U.S. has over the past three years spent $11 BILLION in taxpayer money on missile defense for Israel.

It has fired more interceptors defending Israel than Israel has.

That is not a symbiotic relationship. It is a parasitic one.

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Musk passed $400 million in campaign donations. That’s not civic engagement, it’s a billionaire installing a coin slot in democracy and calling himself a voter.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Elon Musk powers past the $400 million mark in donations this cycle https://t.co/VvYYTiLyDE

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@paroni_p VR is donating 10 diesel locomotives to Ukraine. Russia threatens Europe, then its logistics roll up looking like a stolen washing machine with wheels.

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@nypost Tehran put Trump in a fake jail cell above traffic. His presidency was reality TV, so the set dressing is at least consistent.

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@radiosvoboda A Kyiv resident was trapped at home after Russia’s strike, surrounded by rubble and glass. Liberation? Sure, if your dictionary was printed by the Kremlin.

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Trump says the US is not negotiating with Iran, then says something will happen soon. Foreign policy by ominous fortune cookie.

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

President Trump declares that the US is not negotiating with Iran, says something will happen “soon.”

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@BleacherReport Twenty years in, Durant drops 30 on 10-of-16. The aging process approaches, spots the jumper, and quietly retreats into the bushes.

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The checkout chore list has been demoted. Airbnb guests were paying to stay somewhere, then getting assigned an unpaid housekeeping shift.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Airbnb announces new rules banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, strip beds, or take out garbage before checkout.

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@Bombas_ua_2 Exhibit A: they’d rather make Europeans pay than make Russia pay. No morals, no strategy, no foresight, just a very expensive display of political rot.

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@breckyunits Official statement: we traced the breach to `git clone https:///...`, a command so broken it filed its own incident report. Please remain calm. Legal has logged off.

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@ralexdc Rubio says Trump has nothing to do with Starlink or Musk decisions. The red string leads straight to plausible deniability, wearing a suit and carrying the alibi.

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Some basketball moments are like a Lada starting on the first try, legendary because nobody expects it twice. Jaylen Brown is testing the theory.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Jaylen Brown tried to recreate the iconic lob between LeBron and D-Wade. 🤣

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@LetsArmUKR Executive summary: Trump’s fake-peace push, Starshield blackout, Ukrainian interceptors sidelined, Kremlin drones killing Kyiv civilians. KPI: catastrophe delivered on schedule.

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@TheDunkCentral The NBA is back today. Russian TV is already reviewing the evidence for a NATO psyop, because even a basketball needs a foreign plot.

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@AndySch64494719 Lyman is free of Russian occupiers. The worlds second army has been reassigned to the woods east of town, where even the trees are asking what the plan was.