Jessica Sitnik

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if you listen closely, maybe you'll hear the sound of you shutting up.

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Some strangers mom called and they handed me the phone! #VISIONSROCKS

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Some strangers mom called and they handed me the phone! #visionsrocks

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Be patient with those who have anxiety

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Which will wall faster? 2cm or 3cm spaced dominos?..... #slomo #science @FahyScience

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Lmao my dog is more loyal to me then most of my " friends " 😭😭😭😭

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Decisions decisions decisions

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I wanna go back

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When u find out ur phone wasn't charging overnight

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@FahyScience

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"Senior pics"
"Project grad"
"Senior trip"
"Prom"
"Housing"
"College"
"Deadline"
"Don't forget to pay fo-"

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I'm like 2% cute and 98% single

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buy me chick-fil-a and i'll be ur chick-for-life

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*throws lamp at you*

u need to lighten the fuck up

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NANO PROJECT DEMONSTRATION in the AUDITORIUM @SteamTeamNews @FahyScience

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me: "i should probably eat healthier"
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*eats a cake out of the box on floor in front of open refrigerator*

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PHYSICS: It's the science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

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When bae tells u what the plan is instead of asking u

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soul: black

lungs: black

clothes: black

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"what's your favorite subject"

going home 🏡👋