Young lady who works here was excited to announce today that shes going to a convention nxt week in Omaha
I said to pack a swim suit cuz the beaches there are lovely in January
SWEET!! she said, writing it down on her list of things to pack
I’m not gonna ruin her excitement...
Waitress: Would you like bacon or sausage with your breakfast burrito?
Me: Bacon.....why didn’t you ask if I wanted the vegan option?
Waitress: If you were a vegan, you would have told me.