Sharkie

nsfw. professional retweeter. optimus prime smoocher. robert pattinson enjoyer. barn husbands advocate since 2014. Lustrous_Lamniform on Ao3.

[Sharkie @JessicaTheShark]

I'm on the blue butterfly app, now, too! Same handle!

[clau ☃️ cv akgae @slaydawongg]

Do you think re characters get irritated when they hear umbrella by rihanna

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[🌸 @qershi_]

told my 4 year old he can’t have ice cream cake after dinner if he doesn’t EAT his dinner and he came up to me immediately and said “can you give me a hug so I don’t cry?” and when I bent down for a hug he whispered “don’t ever say that to me ever again”

[⋆ 🪻 april ╱╱ aspen ᵎᵎ @apr1lf00lz]

"did anybody even know mj before the movie" ???yes....??? its michael fucking jackson are you being deadass.

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

reading fics for a show i haven't finished yet is like huh, i wonder if that's a spoiler or if they made it up

[ally @hudsonists]

reading a smutty fanfic and then wiping after you peed seeing the evidence of that fic is a little humiliating lowkey

[cumi bakar (c0mms open) @cumii_bakar]

looping the rooms

[۟ @aeonsbear]

why is he sitting like that 😭 and ada looking at it as well lmfao

[Goku(꒪ཀ꒪)ごみ~歴史戍る! @gokunobaka]

More Leons xD this time i had fun figuring him out in my style uwu/

#REBHFun #residentevil #LeonKennedy #re9

[Millie @bumpasshelll]

I am sick and tired of being harassed by this guy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An animal shelter has named a litter of kittens after Resident Evil characters

[Bia || COMMS OPEN🧸 @5hanebiaa]

A small spider 🥺🕷️
#re9 #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft

[makai @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[sam @samlereyeee]

i always read #whoremembers as whore members

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

nature be like here is the most beautiful object in existence. it cannot eat and will die in 3 minutes

[rob 🍉 @ROBlNDANGER]

Believe it or not she enjoys this

[kiara official 🐧🪤 @atxmpalmers]

the most annoying people wesker knows

[river 🦎🗝️🐭 @terriverpin]

The security at a concert checked my bag and said “fidget city in here!”

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Rose🍉 @Rayosechi]

Leon sketch study
#ResidentEvilRequiem #Re9 #Leonkennedy