Jessica V Lane

Writer, student, music-lover & hobby chameleon

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@eliistender10 Firefly, Season 2

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@MarianKeyes Oh God... all the tissues while watching Firefly Lane! It's WONDERFUL but I sobbed through the whole thing

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Snap. Age. Anger. 🤜

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

It's
6yrs since we started seeing mass proliferation of scam ads
5yrs since I sued Facebook.
4yrs since they settled (for £3m to charity).
4yrs since the online harms white paper (still not law)
18mth since they agreed to inc scams in it.
1 day since first deep fake scam ad I've seen

Yet we've still
NO proper laws
NO proper regulation
NO proper fines for big tech who get paid to publish these criminal ads
NO mention of when things will improve
NO sign of the promised online advertising programme to help

It isn't good enough. Vulnerable people are being scammed, lifes are being ruined, and people are totally unprotected.

[Coeliac Sanctuary - Gluten Free Blog @CoeliacSanc]

Product recall on some Tesco free from crisps due to undeclared gluten (products are labelled gluten free)

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Yes, yes and yes!

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@caitlinmoran Way ahead of you

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@MVTFWD At this point I feel like what we need is a new party altogether. One that listens to experts, cares about the planet, cares about ALL the people in the country, and is incapable of lying. Urgh...I think I just described Captain Planet! 🤣

[The Movement Forward | StopTheTories.vote @MVTFWD]

That’s ok, together we’ll do it for them.

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[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

This thread is so shocking. Until now I didn't even know something like this happens to people, let alone regularly. An education! And deeply upsetting.

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@BBCNews Why does that headline make it sound like the most important part is that a British girl got stabbed though??? What about all the others? Or does the Daily Fail not care because they're French? 🤔

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

ACTOR'S CHALLENGE: Read the following aloud & do your best to sound natural, spontaneous & convincing rather than unhinged, incoherent and/or mentally ill.
Ready... Set... GO!!!

#IncomprehensibleQuotes

[ITV News @itvnews]

A woman has found a foot-long mastodon tooth while strolling along a California beach https://t.co/qaktnmwx3g

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@jonoread Nooooooo

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@GirzellsGirl @VictoriaCoren @OldMartens Luz Truss!! 🤣🤣😉😉
Bloody love it

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@BirdSeedBigot @DrRanj Troll 🙄

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@Dawn_French Is Dawn French having a stroke?! Should we call someone?!

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@MarianKeyes Yay!!! I went to comic Con yesterday and met some people I really admire and it always means so much when they're exactly how you'd hope for them to be, isn't it??

[Jessica V Lane @JessicaVLane]

@MorrisDemetress What is WRONG with you? Do you not have enough business of your own?? 🙄