Jessica Vass

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

We gotta put down the peptides and go back to the kind of weird research chemicals that gave us bath salts.
I much preferred a guy with a budenovka explaining health benefits of the insane concoction he made that was somehow inspired by Lenin and will probably kill me.

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

It’s so funny simultaneously having the taste and stature of a posh 70s mob wife and a redneck methhead with a vaguely horny obsession for tannerite

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

Back in my “you can just build things” era

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

It’s so jarring seeing a bunch of annoying frat style guys riding around on a moped with the hideous puffer vest. I’ll never toss the association of moped drivers all carrying a pound of meth, a keltec, and enough DUIs to make a madd Karen feint

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

If you’re not carrying small wardrobe in your bag at all times to shed a layer every 10 miles, you’re not dressing weird enough

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

Yes, just look honey. I promise I can fit you and the 2 kids in the back seat of the convertible on the way to the courthouse

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

I have the vehicle taste of a divorced alcoholic dad with an early onset midlife crisis

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

@aoumrow @eigenlucy And a printed latch, because the source model did not include and basically had to lift up the entire enclosure to access power switch, filament trash, or the ams tubing

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

@aoumrow @eigenlucy For what it’s worth, I can’t really take credit it’s the “universal enclosure” from here: https://t.co/CVoAKdFf5x. I did cut all the plexiglass myself from blanks though. And it’s pretty elementary and unpolished, but I cut an opening to the back with standard gate hinges

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

“Public transit is so bad why are we funding this” Honey, where. I see a train broken down I look straight at the pigs in uniform they’re paying to beat on and steal from homeless people and call it “cleanification” not at the nonexistent maintenance fund you fucking dullard

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

“I feel so tired and stagnant all the time” no your deadbeat dad just railed 6 lines of coke and boofed a bunch of caffeine pills on top of the grassy knoll. He’s in a rat rod heading for a mountain and making it his life goal to build a bigger engine for the next 100+ years.

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

Philosophy isn’t a field of egos. It’s the directional radar of the brick you throw after pissing, shitting, and puking profusely over yourself all while getting beat down in an alley. This is true of both the faggot academic on stage and of the schizo’s ramblings in the forest

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

@eigenlucy All poison is contextual. Does methanol make you blind? I suppose it’s possible. It says as much on the tin of the can, but maybe it opens your eyes to the swamps of arsenic around you. There’s only one way to find out

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

A girl and her necessities

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

God is real and it fucks. All you have to do is to look down at the dirt and the bugs. Find the lines of mycelia and puddles and shit drawn between them.

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

A kitten swatting the face of a baby after petting them weird is a more emotionally intelligent reaction than most arguments that play out among anarchists

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

Through a mix of latent drug addiction and sheer industrial redneck in my blood, I require the kind of cancer causing chemicals that were banned in the 60s sprinkled on my food like salt

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

Constant problem trying to determine if the black residue on my fingertips is mascara from this morning or copious amounts of lead dust

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

I’m coming up with novel enhanced interrogation techniques that HW bush could only dream of every time I find some other 3 decade old jerry-rigged shit in a rental unit

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

@eigenlucy A little stray IR radiation never hurt anyone

[Jessica Vass @JessicaVass68]

I point my anus at God, and she says let there be light