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Welcome to the Divided States of Embarrassment

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

Best Christmas gift ever can’t wait to see @iamValC @MaksimC and @PetaMurgatroyd in May

[Bloom𖤐(Perpetua's Valentine 2/7) @NappingWriter]

NO ONE TALK TO ME

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

DON'T you dare miss DON'T NIGHT on #TheLastDriveIn with one of the greatest DON'T movies ever made, and . . . another DON'T movie. DON'T be a slacker! 9pm Eastern/6 Pacific on @Shudder.

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

RT @thebandGHOST: [MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that as demand grows ever larger for this most surreal of rituals, so to…

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

@Shudder late night with the devil #shudder10

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that the release of Skeletá and the launch of Skeletour has been as bright as the starlight. An inception point for much more to come. Come together, together as one congregation for the premiere of the Peacefield music video tomorrow. https://t.co/0WiIs82PfE

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that Papa V Perpetua's ascension is complete. May his divine reign be long & prosperous. Celebrate with Ghost by continuing to spread #Satanized to the maleficent masses. https://t.co/AkokhqzSDY

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

#ghost #ghostunhallowseve #papanihil @thebandGHOST

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that global access to RITE HERE RITE NOW will be available starting on July 20th streaming exclusively on Veeps.

Visit https://t.co/p2DsP5fz9a for full information and to purchase your tickets.

And be sure to join The Congregation for the premiere event at 12pm PDT / 8pm GMT.
#RiteHereRightNow

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that, thanks to your support, RITE HERE RITE NOW reached the Top 10 at both the North American and Worldwide Box Offices this weekend, and also reached the Top 5 in the UK, Germany, and Mexico.

The release has also become the Highest Grossing Hard Rock Cinema Event in North America.

More screenings have been added in select countries. For more information visit https://t.co/7InUQ2UM3f.

Please continue sharing your reactions using #RiteHereRiteNow

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that RITE HERE RITE NOW will be haunting cinemas worldwide this Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

For screening information visit https://t.co/7InUQ2UM3f. Additional screening dates may vary, check your local venues.

#RiteHereRiteNow

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that you can now watch an exclusive sneak peek from RITE HERE RITE NOW. Haunting cinemas worldwide in 1 week, on June 20, 21, 22 & 23.

For screening information visit https://t.co/tgxoWmsevB

#RiteHereRiteNow

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that the countdown is on for RITE HERE RITE NOW. Only 3 weeks to go until you can celebrate the GHOST live spectacle in cinemas around the world.

Haunting cinemas worldwide on June 20, 21, 22, and 23. Visit https://t.co/8TqBgVOmmt for more information.

#RiteHereRiteNow

[Papa V Perpetua @thebandGHOST]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you that RITE HERE RITE NOW will be haunting cinemas worldwide in one month. Screening June 20, 21, 22 and 23.

Tickets are on sale, visit https://t.co/yYZMUYQbXQ for more information.

#RiteHereRiteNow

[Mustufain Ahmed Ansari @mustufainahmed]

Buckingham palace has just released this photo from the weekend to prove that Kate is ok! 😉😋
so no more conspiracy theories!!!

#KateMiddleton
#KateMiddletonEXPOSED
#BBCNews #bbcn
#WherelskateMiddleton #WhereIsKate #QueenOfTears

[Zah @Bright_Zwide]

Whoever refused Harry and Meghan proposal for half in-half out, thank you. I cannot thank you enough. It was a blessing in disguise. ❤😊 Anyway I hope y'all are enjoying the slimmed-down monarchy! 😉

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Somebody catch me up on what’s happening with William and Kate. What’s the tea? She’s missing like Shelly Miscavige?

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

@bleehhidc @PBandJenelley_1 She’s probably going to have to make them up and save them for a tell-all so she can try and profit off of it

[MacBitch @JessicaVengenz]

@syndrome22q1 @PBandJenelley_1 @elonmusk @lindayaX Jenelle’s fans are just as delusional as she is yikes. How are you going to feel when her gross husband finally kills one of them? Strangulation is a small leap to murder