JessicaWilin

(Parody Account)

[JessicaWilin @JessicaWilin]

if u told me my boyfriend was on that submarine and there was girls there i'd find it in 10 mins

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bitches be like “i’d never be like my dad” and got his anger issues

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My biggest flex is being 𝐦𝐞. ⭐️

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me if apple pay didn’t exist

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i hate when men laugh. what’s funny? cheating?

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this mf likes arguing so much i’m about to sign him up for the army, go fight for ur life

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a job that make you stretch before you start working 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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happy pride month to all the men who got me blocked

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me dreaming about the outfits i could wear if I had the money

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me when I go in the grocery

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you're in his dms. i'm insane. delete that dm if you value ur life.

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i be like "idc" then my chest start hurting

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me and my bestie breaking outta the nursing home in our 70s

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the awkward run when a car lets you cross the street

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it b 2 dumbass girls telling each other
"exactlyyyy"

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calling me yo ex is wild. i been single all my life

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no way 6ix9ine got a boyfriend before me

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when you set an alarm for 6am, but also for 6:05, 6:10, 6:15 and 6:20

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focus on yourself fr

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WE OUTTSIDEEE THIS SUMMMER (right after work tho)