Jess🎃

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

Your mcm doesn't know how to open a beer w a lighter

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@farrahhrose 😭

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@farrahhrose Y

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@AudreyDeguzmann @heyitspoo SUP BITCH IM BACK ON MY BULL SHIT

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

Farrah just asked for a side of sour cream for her hot Cheetos 😑

[ewop @EazeAli4]

It wasn’t no corona till y’all started balancing brooms in the house, y’all let the devil in

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@breezymd08

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

Oh how the turn tables

[day-z @daisychapaa]

🤕

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

“I got bit by another kid in kindergarten.. shit was not PLUR” CMB

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

it’s cloudy and raining today y’all know what that means

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

“His breath smells like he eats sour cream out of a bowl and never brushed his teeth... it’s making my stomach hurt just thinking about it”

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

Reading the news first thing Monday mornings has to be bad for my mental health

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

I’m going blonde tomorrow and I am ~nervous~

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

Farrah just asked for a side of sour cream for her hot Cheetos 😑

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@k8dickerson Mood

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

@farrahhrose I legit had the lime green room

[Jess🎃 @Jessica_Colotti]

I think about New Zealand too often :-(

[Katy Ann Whitney @katy_ann_w]

Nobody: Mitochondria: