JessicAAAAAAAH G. 🙀

ISFJ. Crazy Cat Lady. Talent Agent. Photographer. Florida Gator (c/o 2010). Potential Slayer. Introverted Extrovert. Theatre Nerd.

[JessicAAAAAAAH G. 🙀 @Jessica_Fallon]

@MrDavidGordon DAVID- the “musical theatre person” is one of the Lord Farquaads in the production of Shrek I’m doing with AfterWork Theatre. He is SO good.

[JessicAAAAAAAH G. 🙀 @Jessica_Fallon]

Goodness I miss so much Gator news by not being on the tweet tweet. Maybe I shall return? (Because I need another time waster?)

[Gators Gymnastics @GatorsGym]

She's been waiting all season for this opportunity and it's finally here!
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😉 @leahclapper is mic'd up! 🎤

#GoGators

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@Grubhub_Care It’s been dealt with. Finally got food 4 hours after my initial order (food from the second restaurant).

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Just another Jew ordering Chinese food on Christmas via @Grubhub (@Grubhub_Care) and my food is 30 minutes late at this point. I called the restaurant 15 minutes ago and they said it’s on its way, but they are 2 blocks away and still nothing…help?

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Merry Christmas- four hours later!

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Alright. @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care Jewish Christmas dinner order number 2 has ten minutes to get here before it’s late too. Think I’ll get my food this time? LET’S WAIT AND SEE!

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Order number two is now 25 minutes late. I’m past hangry (I ate cake that would have been my dessert because I needed to eat something), but here we are. Still dinner-less.

Reminder that my first order was almost 4 hours ago and OMG SOMEONE JUST KNOCKED ON MY DOOR.

[Alex Klingelhoeffer @AKlingelhoeffer]

My parents thought the #browns logo was a rabbit pushing a grocery cart and now I can’t unsee it.

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Wait…are we really fat shaming Santa?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner.

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@leonheartedboy @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care If it wasn’t Christmas- I’d just eat something I already have, but I need to do a Jewish Christmas dinner…tradition and what not.

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@leonheartedboy @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care I’m so hangry. I just ordered from a different place. Honestly- the only reason I’m even using Grubhub is because I have a gift card.

But more importantly- I won’t ever be ordering from that restaurant again. They told me multiple times my food was on the way.

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After two hours- they have told me there is no food coming and they are refunding the money. Now I’m truly hangry. Oh well for my Christmas dinner. (and @Grubhub @Grubhub_Care just called me to tell me my order was cancelled- over an hour later…anywhere I can place a complaint?)

[JessicAAAAAAAH G. 🙀 @Jessica_Fallon]

Aaaaand we are almost at an hour late. I have called the restaurant three times. No idea what’s going on, but I’m getting hangry at this point…(@Grubhub @Grubhub_Care )

[JessicAAAAAAAH G. 🙀 @Jessica_Fallon]

Just another Jew ordering Chinese food on Christmas via @Grubhub (@Grubhub_Care) and my food is 30 minutes late at this point. I called the restaurant 15 minutes ago and they said it’s on its way, but they are 2 blocks away and still nothing…help?

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I have a new roommate who moved in last night. She works for Facebook. So we can all assume my cats did it, right?

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Look. Facebook can stay down forever, but please give me back my Instagram?

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Not only are there lots of people on the subway not wearing masks, but not even the @MTA employees are masking up. SERIOUSLY?!