Jess the Mess

VI til I Die 🇻🇮

Equal Parts: Coffee, Sarcasm, & Wine.
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Not all those who wander are lost. Except me, I am most definitely lost.
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I once read a tweet that said "Instead of saying 'I don't have time right now.' Try saying, 'It's not a priority to me' and see how that feels." and that one phrase has changed my entire life.

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@baker0nline @MarcoFoster_ We don't hate our country. We hate our government.

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@MrPitbull07 When you ring up a bill like that 5% goes to the bar, 5% to the bussers and food runners, sometimes other positions depending on the restaurant. If you leave the server an 8% tip... they're paying the restaurant for you to be there. No it's not a fair system, but it's the system

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@theamelia__ Floridians

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@Saghar409 The letter e

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@MayMayspeaks The match

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@MayMayspeaks I have two legs.

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@F0ODHub Matilda

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@florianooke @SwiftiesHQs Who hurt you

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@pallnandi If not now, then when

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@Skullz_Skeleton

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@Matt_Pinner Arya Stark

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@AshySlasheeDB

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@lady_valor_07 Make sure my mom and closest friends are good too 🧡

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@Matt_Pinner Team Cow!!

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@cuteonlyvibes 😂

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@RinoTheBouncer GTA

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@comfortcafex

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@Wisdom_HQ

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@lady_valor_07 Sopa (I like Soup don't judge me)

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@adegotyou 🤷🏼‍♀️😭😂👀🤘🏻 it gets worse after that