Jess Malong

who's to say

[helena riley @freshhel]

There is a team of scientists in my apartment trying to figure out what the vibe is for lunch

[gels @ieslegnerual]

the two pfizer doses entering my bloodstream

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

ik everyone in mn opened up the weather app this morning and said “why do I live here” and I get that but remember that it only sucks for a lil bit then we bounce back harder than ANYONE we all collectively know in the summer. be patient and I’ll see u out on the lake baby xoxo!!

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

if anyone asks u why i'm behind on nclex questions tell em it was bc i was catching up on reading liked tweets and watching michelle's best barack impression on youtube

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

@pipercurda pipes one time josiah in the car pronounced ne-yo as "nay-yo". sharing this to let you know that you are not alone but also i probs won't let either of you live this down :-)

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

@pipercurda i saw 5 piper curda related tik toks today

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

you would think i would have time management on lock by my senior year of college but i'm nothing if not consistently on brand which means (for one of the last times) i'm about to start a 10 pg paper at 2 am out of sheer necessity and panic

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

“Firefall” at Horsetail Fall in Yosemite National Park, California, looks like a scene from a fantasy movie. But, it is an ordinary waterfall, which is illuminated by the sunset, that gives it a fiery glow.

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

my favorite youtube content BY FAR is some middle aged dad doing a tutorial on home improvement stuff for the sake of other middle aged dads. super kind, v helpful, really wholesome.

[Cøøgi @TheDonCoogi]

This dudes lawyer just started rapping.

He’s still rapping.
I’m going to jail. Smh.

[BBB 🏊🏽‍♀️ @b_walk3]

Me getting dressed to go to work when there’s an 8 year old YouTuber that made $26 million this year

[hyra @hmgalenton]

OKAY FILIPINOS! IM PROVING A POINT TO MY FRIEND SO

Retweet for Jollibee
Like for McDonalds

Jollibee has to win yall

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

ya “thank u, next” but have u ever felt like “u know what actually no thank u, NEXT pls god next”

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

@aldisrogrs U too but I will see u soon-ish??

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

@aldisrogrs AL 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 YOU GLORIOUS HUMAN BEING YOU!!!!

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

me after my friends deliver the advice I asked for but don’t want to follow

[Vedaste @babyvday]

Who cares what people say, do it.

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

there’s no reason to be nicer than you have to be to a person besides the fact that it’s good for your heart and character to be that way and is likely better for the world at large if we would practice a little more grace and kindness

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

I just saw a man out the window, riding a skateboard w a bouquet of flowers in his arms! love is in the air!!

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

@Danny_Freed @TheTileApp V helpful thank uuuuu!!

[Jess Malong @Jessica_Malong]

find my iphone but for glasses and keys