Jessie Thistle

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Here it is… the ONLY viral video that comes back every winter since 2013!

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@cctvidiots ….the motorcyclist trying to ride between two lanes. Why is this even a question ?

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If you order sizzlin’ fajitas, you were probably neglected as a child

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Spotify Wrapped is by far the worst day of the year

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I’m back and why is this called X

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As we approach this season of hot weather and summer recreation, I just want to remind all men that we don’t want to see your toes in a restaurant setting.

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20% discount? Grow up. I need at least 50

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If you sneeze more than twice in a row, I’m not blessing you. Grow up.

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@danbrownband I could see this

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Do NOT get in the left lane if you’re not about that life

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Soprano in the streets, Alto in the sheets

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Watching the Trump arraignment live from a Buffalo Wild Wings

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Why did this clothing store wrap up and tape my shirt like an Italian hoagie?

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Cottage cheese is really having a moment

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I’ll never forget that during deep pandemic 2020, my Dad posted this on Facebook

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Wondering just what in the fresh hell my dad is up to over on Facebook

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Just told my accountant that this time of year must be very taxing for him, and he didn’t even crack a smile

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@DariusJButler @JalenHurts 🦅🦅🦅

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Me, telling people I was a Girl Scout… knowing damn well I got kicked out of Brownie Troop for bad behavior on day 1