Jessica Troth

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[James @CaucasianJames]

when i block u it’s not because u “triggered” me. picture it more as me slapping a mosquito on my wrist

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

you tell a man “that thing that you said/ did upset me” and they’re like “okay but it was funny. do you get that? do you get that joke? do you understand comedy? do you understand that me being rude to you is literally peak humor and that i have a gigantic big huge brain”

[Jessica Troth @Jessica_troth]

@kiidharvey @sofianguy So update: every store is sold out of Nintendo switches or switch lites 😩

[Jessica Troth @Jessica_troth]

@sofianguy @kiidharvey Everything is sold out except the turquoise switch lite at this one specific store in Sacramento 😂 so it looks like I’m getting that one if nobody buys it before it do tomorrow morning

[Jessica Troth @Jessica_troth]

@sofianguy @kiidharvey Omg 😂😂 howwwwww???? I’m so excited. I’m gonna head to target tomorrow to buy my own switch so I can have my own island 😅

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

kind of fucked that plants in the wild can handle their own shit and keep themselves alive but I decide, out of the goodness of my heart, to keep one as a pet and how does it repay me? by being a finicky little bitch and dying?? ok word

[Sacramento State @sacstate]

On International Day of Women and Girls in Science, a big Stingers Up to all of our amazing and inspirational women faculty and students in the sciences! #WomenInScienceDay

📸Andrea Price and Jessica Vernone

[nathen @__nathen]

Literally the most iconic 3 chords in pop music.....I don’t make the rules!

[F**K Trump 🥸 @welplookathim]

Ma’am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.

[KATYA ELISE HENRY @katyaelisehenry]

I thank God for protecting me from what I thought I wanted and blessing me with what I didn’t know I needed. ❤️

[Delaney @dmessy94]

Alright ladies it’s official, we protest pants at dawn

[HeartThrob Hayze❤️‍🔥 @_mynamehayze]

imma be pissed if the world really ends soon & i wasted my entire life being a student

[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

Bc you only season the middle of the chicken

[Miss Yami 2 You @NotYamYam]

Going out with girls whose goal is to get male attention is the WORRRRSSST omg

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I’m going to study my ass off today and get things done

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