Jessica Breen

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

Me at 2am taking an online test to see if i have autism

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Trains during rush hour, on major routes should be illegal.

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My boyfriend comes home hammered last night from his parents, all proud cause he stole a Costco size bag of salt and vinegar chips, and a double pack of Swiss cheese from them 😂😂

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I have anxiety that we will never have a summer because there’s just so much snow. Like where is it all gonna to. How are these mountains ever gonna melt

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Update. We asked my best friend’s boyfriend, and he told me you have to cut a hole in it.

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Last night I saw This TikTok of a girl asking her bf how girls pee with a pad on and he was so baffled. So I obviously had to ask Connor ..

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So he’s telling me I have to take the pad off to pee. I keep repeating the question. Long story short this idiot thought you stuck the pad to your actual lady bits.

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Kid sucking up after waking me up hammered last night at 3am. The new Spider-Man movie really got to him 😂

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@_mscott Same. Wanna come over and help me wrap 29 gifts and not even speak or look at each other.

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Twisted my arm

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Connor all annoyed after a shower “why is your hair always in my asscrack?”

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House hunting in this market is probably the most stressful thing, but also the most exciting. Can’t wait to have our very own house !!!

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Bring back baby yoda memes.

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Headed to the zoo “so everything is in stock right?” - Connor. 🧐🤨 - me. “Like the cages have animals in it?” Bro. We are going to the Winnipeg zoo you will see Buffalo, some peacocks and maybe some groundhog things if ur lucky.

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@megannpugh Do it at home. I’m a pro now

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

I learned everything from them.

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Connors dad .. my heart. ❤️

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Truly baffled at how shocked people are that it snowed. This is Winnipeg. This. happens. every. Year.

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@iamhq My sister is like “do you mean blue waffle”. My mom: “yes everyone at work is teasing me about it”. You know what Connie.. Google it

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Somebody come get this woman