jess

judgement is temporary, swag is forever. she/ her

[jess @Jessicaadawn_]

it’s like a reward

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[jess @Jessicaadawn_]

i never update twitter but life is good

[@dozygay on bluesky @dozygay]

Not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.

[$pooky da $cary @heavymetalh0ney]

if god wanted me to be the bigger person, he would’ve made me taller😈

[jess @Jessicaadawn_]

@crosbymads lol quit

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[Quim 🍂 ミ☆ @kurtsdimples]

THEY SANG THIS ON GLEE

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

was the person who invented the ladder trying to go up or down

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

A little kid came up to the ice cream truck today holding a $5 in one hand and a cool leaf in the other. She asked for a bomb pop, and I said “okay, that will be one leaf please!” and she said no and handed me the $5.

[jess @Jessicaadawn_]

oh wait twitter hasn’t seen my hair yet

[jess @Jessicaadawn_]

i feel like i’m the only one worried about that man with 1.5 million frogs. what does he plan to do with them

[𝒻. @300moods]

texting isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

[Holly ᛑᛗᛛ @hollymostdope]

Today is national sex day and the only thing fucking me is life 🙃

[Brandon Unger 🌎🇺🇲 🇺🇦🌊 @ungerbn103]

If only bullets were as expensive as Epipens and Insulin.

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

23rd September 2022.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It turns out it was staged. I've reverse Google image searched him and the guy who punched Chris Rock is a professional actor.

[Mindset Machine @mindsetmachine]

6. Be less reactive.

When you see or hear something that immediately enrages you or upsets you

Before reacting to it and pouring your energy into it, question it.

Learning to take that micro-pause between a stimulus and your response will change the way you look at everything.