Jessica Matthews

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@rlnickxo It’s a blast! I do it everyday 🙄

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@victoriamood And to have muddy little foot prints all over your floor permanently 🙃

[kayla @Shmaylers]

Mom life is being excited that your baby is napping so you can have an uninterrupted meal, only to have them wake up as soon as you sit down to eat

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

[Katie Yeager @Katiebyeager]

Is there a store that is for women who still want the lower half of the shirt?

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@kerstinmitch 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have a meeting very shortly. with my stuffed fren sebastian. to go over the dangers of raisins. but my ear just turned inside out. and he can’t see me like this

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@enews @rhylienickerson whattttt

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

Whyyyyyyy does my dog want to play with the baby’s toys, and the baby want to play with the dog toys 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Have your lunch delivered so you have more time to tweet! #BellLetsTalk

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@ColIegeStudent @rhylienickerson us every weekend at smu

[faith mood @faithmood2]

Dating a fishermen is all fun and games until you have to be the man and the woman of the house #mowingishard

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE’RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I’M EATING THE WIND

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have just completed. my final security lap around the household. all is well. ready your snoozles. the nighttime is here

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. after a passionate bork. my tooth can get stuck. on the outside of my mouth. and i become way less intimidating. than is ideal

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was enjoying myself on the porch. when a gust of wind. smacked me in the face. i lost complete control of both ears. for what seemed like an eternity. i’m still. quite frazzled

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. when i’m outside. performing my obligatory yard shenanigans. the human will call me. but i pretend not to hear them. so the shenanigans. may continue

[Jessica Matthews @Jessicadm0]

@victoriamood We were in bed by 9 🤷🏼‍♀️