Miss Chanandler Bong

she/her

[Miss Chanandler Bong @Jessicainga]

So what is the feeling called when you realize that the guy you were delusional enough to believe might kinda sorta flirt with/like you back is actually actively pursuing a drop dead gorgeous girl? I wanna say the feeling is simply stupid but like bold and underlined and hilited

[lia @updharmadrown]

reminds me of this :`)

[Miss Chanandler Bong @Jessicainga]

I would like to know what it feels like to have people show up for me the same way I show up for them. With intention, and not as an afterthought. I never do things for others expecting reciprocity, but Id be lying if I said I didn’t notice. I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[neko @neekokix]

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

[Paula @pauu_ru]

Dios, si mi destino es caminar sola por mucho tiempo, entonces también dame la fuerza para no sentirme vacia cada vez que veo a otros siendo amados como yo quisiera serlo.

[neko @neekokix]

pls dont flirt with me i'm gonna daydream about us fcking

[monty @monty_avo]

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

there are beautiful horny women being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

[Miss Chanandler Bong @Jessicainga]

Rip to the people in the splash zone at #karolchella 🤣

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Should I ever be murdered by the state, I want it to be known I do want vengeance. I want people to make whatever decisions they feel necessary, in righteous anger and rage. I wouldn’t want y’all to be peaceful, accept any apologies, or forgive my murderer. I don’t forgive them.

[Miss Chanandler Bong @Jessicainga]

Saying this in the heat of watching S2E10 for the very first time… Innie mark is such a bitch.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Me creating a new email to get another free trial

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Life is not a joke and war is not a game but you clearly don’t give a shit about public service or human life. You’re nothing but an abhorrent Zionist death cult-cheering soulless ghoul. Just quit politics and focus on something you really love, like, oh I don’t know maybe sucking dick after dick in a public bathroom, you despicable closeted faggoty piece of shit.

[chamoypicklekit @coke_isit]

Mind you, the president has raped women

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Like this?

[All About Powerpuff Girls 💚🩷🩵 @PowerpuffB23]

Credit to Chris DeRose for making this