Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would
Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess
hello if yellow suddenly became your favorite color this year you have to write a formal apology to the original yellow lovers, we deserve it for years of ridicule and “yellow is the color of pee” comments sorry i don’t make the rules (i’ll accept mine via email or snail mail)
When I ask my friends to take a pic, I mean take THE pic. Take 15 photos, get on the floor, climb a tree, try flash and no flash, use snap, order a drone, do what it takes until you get THE pic
hm gooodddd ate a bagel, been @ work for a few hrs already... & ya pretty good!!! weird dreams /: r u ready for the weekend?? https://t.co/V3kltfsNMV