ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ

I make trad tatts for cool cats+ deadlift more than ur man. Mediocre pro wrestler + above average stripper. Vegan, bc I’m not a prick @TakxThisT0Hxart They/Them

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Happy Halloween 🖤

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Crazy how my gut instinct has never actually been wrong about anything ever

[Dr Chris Kirk @ChrisKirk_ASP]

Stop yanking your dog’s neck if they stop to sniff something on *their* walk!

It’s likely one of the very few points of their day when they get new stimulation - let them have 5 seconds of your precious, precious time to sniff something without having their head pulled off.

[Public Universal Girlfriend | Natipats ΘΔ @PastaTin_]

Just so you guys know what its like to live in the UK a guy in my city recently cannibalised a teenager making sure to leave her alive the entire time, broke her jaw with his fingers, and gouged her eyes out. The girl is currently still alive and in the hospital

He got 57 months

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Weekly ritual of watching the new series of one born every minute and yearning with my whole being to be a housewife and a mother

Instead I have about 87 lectures worth of neurology notes to write up

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Shoutout to my mum for teaching me how to cook throughout my whole childhood, so I can do shit like tonight and pull out a whole roast with toad in the hole and cauliflower cheese made from scratch

Adults incapable of cooking terrify me

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

So anxious I was gagging the whole drive to the train station, but when I got on there was a HUGE very happy golden retriever that gave me loads of snuggles and now I feel 1% less like my world is ending

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

@kazama__zero @chatpileroan Start a 4th band and I’m stealing all the laces out your shoes.

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Longest tour Tazz has been on and I am struggling brev

Longest we have been apart in 6 years!

[Jamie @spacej_me]

Sorry I can’t reply to your text. My cat is trying to crawl into my mouth and also mash his whole face into mine because he loves me so much. can I get back to you

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Dyson Hoover died and I finally decided to not only change my allegiance to Shark, but to also go back to corded because real adulthood is accepting that a cordless vacuum is the wet tea towel of household appliance upgrades

[SP @sspencerukk]

@andyburnham Nice one bro, seeing geographically who’s gonna bum me lubed up vs dry is gonna put me at ease

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

It’s so cold this morning and one of my only clean hoodies without Gary’s dribble on is the bad omens one I had to buy out of desperation due to being cold at Download and nothing else being in stock

Now everyone at uni is going to think I’m gay

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

@nikaulrich @gwensuperfan @kazama__zero @OVERSIZEBANDXL John AI

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Now there’s a man watching reels at full volume next to me you cannot make this up

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Girl on the tube having a full volume speaker phone convo, guy near her on hold to HMRC with the hold music blaring on speaker, and a man sat opposite me who’s been on the phone the whole time and has THE WORST ROTTEN MOUTH BREATH EVER

Hell is real and it’s the met line

[H @ArryIavsTheYids]

imagine ye mum coming home pissed up and explaining to you she had to call the police cause of some weird vans and you all wake up to find out she foiled potentially one of the biggest terror attacks in the uk LOOLLLLLL

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Wonder if 6 years ago when Tazz swiped right he pictured one day walking home with his girlfriend carrying a dead rodent in coffee shop serviettes and hypothesising on its current stage of rigour mortis

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

Found a rat on the pavement today who had only just passed away, so on the way back from coffee I carried it home to bury in the garden, with some nice flowers I grew and some peanuts so he had a snack in heaven

I cried a little for my new rat friend, and the life lost

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

@kazama__zero A much simpler time, when all your records fitted in half a 2x2 kallax

[ॐ Jessie Marie Ⓥ @JessicassSixx]

I am a chia seed addict because what do you mean I don’t eat them for a week and immediately go up a dress size