frck head

the psychic said id be richer

[frck head @JessieDison]

@aniM3M3 Lol first time snow tubing and first concussion🤍 still had an absolute blast🤙🏼

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will warm your cynical 2020 heart

[frck head @JessieDison]

My friend was so fckn confused when he saw this and was like,, yo it’s a fckn circle wtf..

[frck head @JessieDison]

@aniM3M3 PLEASE,, I MISS YOU♥️♥️

[frck head @JessieDison]

every other snap story from my mn friends is a darty and none of my wa friends even know what that is and it makes me sad :(

[frck head @JessieDison]

Imagine my disappointment when I came home to find that my neighbors moved out,, and took my wifi with them☹️

[frck head @JessieDison]

@YoungMaia Vancouver I hope😏

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

Please note: the numbers @realDonaldTrump provides below are completely fabricated and should not be taken as true in any way.

[neekz @AnnikaBjornson]

i’m gunna fucking say it… pasta isnt that good

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Cardi B just posted this on Instagram #CardiB2020

[frck head @JessieDison]

—playing never have I ever—

Me: never have I ever been hospitalized for period pains

My dad: **puts a finger down**

[The Salty Mamas @saltymamas]

Last year my son said he wanted to take ballet, but that "boys can't do ballet."

Thus began several months of conversations to give him the confidence to take his 1st class.

Tonight, he goes onstage with a major ballet company to perform in the Nutcracker.

And I am proud AF.

[frck head @JessieDison]

¿¿Where tf was this back in my @FLsynchro days?? ���🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

Pros of waitressing:
-get to talk to new people
-unlimited access to ranch dressing
-always on ur feet so exercise

Cons:
-dudes who tip 10% and leave their number on the receipts dammit Chad I have rent to pay not dicks to suck

[frck head @JessieDison]

Debbie Thornberry is my soulmate