jessie

[jessie @JessieStepan]

same

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

For the record: I don’t call Women Bitches .... I call Bitches, Bitches.

[Këv 🇫🇷 @lemonpepperkev]

“Press X to drop crack off in Baltimore”

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Anderson @ 2:46 is me. Thank you, @ddale8

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

Hell of a thing to watch CNN's @ddale8 fact-check the cascade of lies from Trump's speech.

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Y'ALL WISH YOU COULD LOOK AS BEAUTIFUL AS US

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

DEMOCRATS WILL MAKE EVERY CITY LOOK LIKE PORTLAND!

[Saddy Yankee 🇵🇸 @WeirdHonie]

Okay y’all pay attention to what’s happening here.

[THE ART @_hhhailee]

Olivia benson is the Beyoncé of crime tv don’t fw her periodt

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Republican Party just BLOCKED two bills meant to stop foreign countries from interfering in US elections.

[Analilia Mejia @Analilia_Mejia]

Ugh...WT Flying F!?! ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ CHANGES his plans in order to stand w/ workers and the story turns into he is a Johnnie come lately on $15?! How about he’s sponsored the 1st bill to raise the wage 4 years ago!? Is that enough lead time for you? https://t.co/MvD4LiPgFA

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

Just when I think things can’t get worse, something like this happens. No one has been federally executed in the US in nearly two decades. The death penalty is cruel, inhumane, racist, and should not be used in civilized nations (or anywhere).

https://t.co/oxoEPnoJT7

[jessie @JessieStepan]

I’m not a #snowflake, you’re a #snowflake! #TRIGGERED

[jessie @JessieStepan]

TIL..
My cat just spilled my water bottle all over my plethora of chords by the bed & nothing happened so go ahead & drop that toaster in your next bath. I’m sure you’ll be fine. Electrocution is fake news.

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Dear diary,
I miss L.A. so much sometimes randomly. It’s like this part of my soul lives there, doing it’s thing, but occasionally really misses its body... I mean, is that weird? Anyway, today I listened to a Ray LaMontagne song and cried, like Pam on The Office.
Love,
Me

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Name a more pathetic reason to finally depression cry than listening to Ray LaMontagne “Such A Simple Thing”? I’ll wait...

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Name a more inconvenient time to finally depression cry than at a coffee shop, sitting in front of a large window that many, many people are walking by as they leave work? I’ll wait...

[jessie @JessieStepan]

And, @joe_keery, I will be playing Roddy on my radio show this Friday in Portland. Please listen. Streaming at https://t.co/XxJ4Tnvepf (Lol) but seriously I will

[jessie @JessieStepan]

Wtf @joe_keery the breakdown in Roddy was like...

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

now that the stakes for trump are if he loses he goes to jail i’m sure this will be a very normal and honest election

[jessie @JessieStepan]

same

[Ed Overbeek @EdOverbeek]

Two basic truths:

Trump isn't holding Russia accountable for attacking our democracy *because he’s in on it*

The GOP Congress isn't holding Trump accountable for attacking our democracy *because they're in on it*

[Ed Overbeek @EdOverbeek]

The GOP's ongoing support of Russian interference should be one of the biggest scandals of the last three years. With a functional press, it would be. Democrats need to hammer the hell out of this for the next 15 months.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

this is the most aesthetically pleasing game box art of all time