I just gave all my kids spider trauma after pulling them all out of their toy car while screaming and dry heaving because of the GIANT ass, NASTY ass, bulbous SPIDER that I saw dangling from the pretend rear view window
Moe: you wanna know the definition of high maintenance?
Me: what?
Moe: your coffee order
Me: that’s not true it’s just a blonde iced upside down caramel macchiato with extra caramel and oat milk! ..... EaSy
it is so important to be more intentional with our bodies. tune in. listen. do you need a stretch? more sleep? more water? better supplements? regular massages? more fruits? more veggies? learn how to read the room when it comes to your temple.